After we waited for her for more than an hour, our beloved pedia arrived. As she walking towards us
Aki to doc: Tagaaaal (mo) naman!
Aki: How old are you, Mummy?
Me: Thirty-one. I will be 32 in November.
Aki ( whispering): You know… when you are 32…. you are going to be a ninja like me.
Me: Oh really? You are a ninja.
Aki: Yes. I went to China and studied in the ninja school.
Me: Ok. I will go to that school too after my birthday
Aki: No adults allowed there. You go to the ninja office.
Aki: Sabi ni Darwin, pede pancit canton baon ko.
Me: Hinde. Ampalaya gusto mo?
Aki(suddenly had panic attacks: No! Noooooooooooooo! Nooo!
Aki: Itchy back!
I then did my motherly duty of scratching his back.
Aki: Higher.. higher… left please.
Me: I can’t reach that part.
Aki (lecture mode on): In our family, we don’t say “I can not”. REMEMBER?!!! Continue reading