My four year old son’s honesty, curiosity and innocence get me laughing or get us in trouble.
Thank you for everyone
Thank you for our toys
Thank you for the prayers
Thank you for giving us something
I like you because you are good
I like you because you listen to me
Thank for you for everything I like
Jesus help me become a good boy every day
And super super super super huggy you (hugs himself, pretending he’s hugging Jesus)
What are the different kinds of clouds?
Aki: Daddy is wasting our time!
Aki: Because he loves us.
Aki: I want to marry you but I am not an adult yet
During our writing drills….
Aki – I can’t do this!
Me: Yes, you can. Just do it. Don’t think about it too much.
Aki: How can I stop thinking? I have a brain, remember?!!!
Crying after he tripped….
Aki: I fell because the power of the armadillo did not work!!
Talking to his jujitsu instructor….
Aki: Excuse me. My brief is stuck to my pwet.
Talking to his dentist…
Aki: Excuse me, Doc. Are you kalbo?
Me – Aki, Tita Jana said you include her in your prayers
Aki – She’s your sister. You pray for her.
Me – I will but you should too.
Aki – Okaaaay, okaaaaaay. I will forget so you remember to make me not forget
In short, remind me. Another title in my resume — my son’s secretary.