Aki (super proud of himself) : Look, Mom! My wrist is longer now. See?! See?!
Pregnant aunt just arrived
Aki (who has been watching Voltes V): It’s Tita Buuuuuntis Five-Ah!
You know your kid really likes your favorite cartoons from your childhood, if he keeps saying
Aki (in a deep almost Megatron-like voice): Voltron, will be back after these messages…..
Aki joined his first ever retreat last month. I got a report from his lolo that it took several hours for Aki to warm up to the other kids
Me: Your lolo said you did not participate in the games at first.
Aki: Because I was shy
Aki: I am different from them. I am a ninja, remember?
Aki was crying because he remembered that he lost one of his Beyblades during the retreat.
Me: Maybe there was a kid who was very sad because he did not have any toy. And his mommy was too poor to buy him one. I think God used you to answer that poor kid’s prayer.
Aki: Maaaaah-mi, that kid listened to the devil and stealed my toy! He is not good!
Lesson learned: Don’t let your kid bring toys to social events or else prepare for a hot debate on morality.
I was in the sofa, busy with my mindless surfing. The boys turned off the lights and were about to go up to our room.
Me: Don’t leave me!!!
Aki: Don’t worry. Ghosty ghost is beside you