Akisms

Aki (super proud of himself) : Look, Mom! My wrist is longer now. See?! See?!

 

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Pregnant aunt just arrived

 

Aki (who has been watching Voltes V): It’s Tita Buuuuuntis Five-Ah!

 

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You know your kid really likes your favorite cartoons from your childhood, if he keeps saying

 

Aki (in a deep almost Megatron-like voice): Voltron, will be back after these messages…..

 

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Aki joined his first ever retreat last month. I got a report from his lolo that it took several hours for Aki to warm up to the other kids

 

Me: Your lolo said you did not participate in the games at first.

Aki: Because I was shy

Me: Shy?

Aki: I am different from them.  I am a ninja, remember?

 

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Aki was crying because he remembered that he lost one of his Beyblades during the retreat.

Me: Maybe there was a kid who was very sad because he did not have any toy. And his mommy was too poor to buy him one. I think God used you to answer that poor kid’s prayer.

Aki: Maaaaah-mi, that kid listened to the devil and stealed my toy! He is not good!

 

Lesson learned:  Don’t let your kid bring toys to social events or else prepare for a hot debate on morality.

 

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I was in the sofa,  busy with my mindless surfing. The  boys turned off the lights and were about to go up to our room.

 

 

Me: Don’t leave me!!!

Aki: Don’t worry. Ghosty ghost is beside you

 

 

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