Question of the Day

Me (asking for a kiss): Aki, kiss-y kiss-y.

Aki (misheard me): What?! You have titi (penis)?!

Me ( suddenly, no longer in a mood for a kiss): Wala akong titi. (I don’t have a penis)

Aki: Why?

Me: Because I am a girl

Aki: Bakit la titi ang girl? (Why don’t girls have penis)

Me (can’t think of  a better answer): Ganun talaga ( That’s the way it is.)

Aki (his face lit up. Inventor mode: on): I make titi machine! Titi machine make girls have titi!

More titi talk here and here

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