Me (asking for a kiss): Aki, kiss-y kiss-y.
Aki (misheard me): What?! You have titi (penis)?!
Me ( suddenly, no longer in a mood for a kiss): Wala akong titi. (I don’t have a penis)
Me: Because I am a girl
Aki: Bakit la titi ang girl? (Why don’t girls have penis)
Me (can’t think of a better answer): Ganun talaga ( That’s the way it is.)
Aki (his face lit up. Inventor mode: on): I make titi machine! Titi machine make girls have titi!