Bakit soft ang taho? Why is the taho soft?
Bakit hindi ubo yun fish? Why doesn’t the fish cough?
Franco (drops something): Oh sh!t!
Aki (scolding his dad): Daddy, sh!t is bad. No sh!t! Time out ka.
Aki (feeling so proud of himself): I don’t say sh!t, Mummy. Iz bad. No sh!t for me!! I only say oh shhhh!
Aki: I don’t say shit, no ha, no hoy. Ano pa bad words? Ano??!